A... Disturbing Confession.

"Who doesn't? Bastard needs it!" 

That was my immediate thought when I discovered this on tumblr. (It's original poster was thirdreichconfessions2, to whom confessions are apparently submitted. The poster then pairs these with pictures, and the rest of tumblr gets a giggle, or nods in agreement at the sentiment...or feels a little disgusted.the comments attached to the picture were rather...enlightening.)

NO, by the way, I don't like Hitler.. Just to make it clear, the third reich SUCKED!!! I would have used 'spank' as a euphemism for 'heave bombs at'....and not limited it to only Der Führer. (Or, as a few of my friends call him, The Fuckwit)

But I don't know...maybe I should be more open-minded. 

Anyway, back on topic. My second thought was a disturbing: but would you object to being spanked by Hitler? Followed by the realisation that (happily, I am not one of them!) there are plenty of people out there who wouldn't.

And the third thought....you need to understand or recognise the highest military rank the asshole attained to get this one: "well that gives a whole new meaning to the term 'corporal' punishment, doesn't it?" I am ashamed to admit to giggling inappropriately at this. 

Anyway, having been disturbed by this, I'm now compiling a list of national/state/religious etc leaders, past and present, who need to be spanked. All contributions welcome. (And if your choice has already been nominated, just say "vote number 'whatever' for 'insert name'."...oh, and fanatical followers can be voted for as well)

I'll start off with:

Stalin, Jeff Kennett (former premier of Victoria, in Australia) the last four Aussie prime ministers, the last three US presidents, Tony Blair and most of the above named Hitler's lieutenants. You can name individuals if you want. 

Nature, the artist.

Something wonderful showed up at the OP shop (thrift shop, charity store, opportunity shop) I work in, a few days ago...ok, a week ago. Damn google+ photo saver thingy for taking so long to upload pics.

I've tried to get good pictures of it, but they don't do this GORGEOUS specimen justice. It's too damn pretty to use for spankings...but it packs a real wallop, at least in the handle! (Yes, the flat side serves as a ruler-equivalent) the bowl is pretty harmless, though.

This is a beautifully crafted tale of the struggles of a young American nurse in wartime, masterfully set against the backdrop of Third Reich controlled Germany. As a Red Cross aid worker, Maria Schaffer's efforts will capture your heart. As a foreigner in a land controlled by insanity, her attempts to provide aid and comfort in an indiscriminate manner will inspire you. And as a young woman, her strength in turmoil and her refusal to back down or surrender against the abuses of her captors will fill your heart with hope and joy. 

The story is called Heated Times Come To Remagen. There's spanking in it. At one point, there was more brutal abuse, including rape, but it has been toned down in order to suit a wider market. The story is by Marina Martin and Haley Brimley, who are both talented authors of spanking fiction.

Heated Times Come To Remagen

Go check it out. If you like it, log in and purchase it to leave a review... There IS a coupon code : RG99B, but I don't know how long it will last for.

Please consider leaving a review if you like it. Reviews are food for an author's soul. And the more reviews, the more likely people are to buy it. Sadly, I started this post with my own review, rather than a professionally written blurb. I would have preferred a professional blurb, but my own review had to suffice.

I don't normally endorse stuff like this, but this one is special. Marina is a dear friend of mine--my online sister/mother/daughter. (We're both switches) She and I share a joy in TTWD, as well as a number of other issues I don't feel should be divulged.