Sunday, December 16, 2012

Spanking Parody

I blame Erica for this, as it was re-reading her parody post for this year that actually got this one started.

Its a parody for Winter Wonderland. I don't know how to imbed videos, so you'll just have to follow the link.

Spanky Wonderland

Paddles swing, are you listening?
Rosy pink, bums are glistening!
A beautiful sight, stinging hot tonight
Playing in a Spanky Wonderland.

Otk, just for starters,
In your stay-ups and garters,
Then over a chair, your bottom quite bare,
Playing in a Spanky Wonderland

After corner time to sensitise.
Canes come out and the fun starts again!
Be too sassy and you risk sore thighs
Or bonus strokes make 20 out of 10.

Later on, you'll conspire,
As the after-burn gets higher;
To brat, unafraid, the Top-friend you've made;
Next time you're in Spanky Wonderland.

Dammit, Erica!! Now I've been bitten by the parody bug.

Mr D, if you read this, please do NOT take this as instructions for next time. My muse is demented.

To everyone else, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hunakkah or whatever-the-hell you do at this time of year. And to all my bloggy friends, Happy Spankings



  1. Oh, fine. Blame Erica. :-) And who are you calling demented?

    But seriously -- this is really good! I'm properly impressed. Parodies are not easy. You have to get the flavor of the song, the rhythm, play off the real lyrics, etc. (And yes, there is something addicting about writing them!)

  2. ME, Erica. Sorry to disappoint, but while I love you dearly, you're not my muse. You're just my bloggy sorta-sister, whose blog I lurk on.

    Thanks for the kind words. Parodising IS addictive, but then again, so is re-writing anything to suit your needs. Playing with words is FUN.